An alien greets the people of Earth with promises of absolutely no back-stabbing or neck-removing, in exchange for penguins and hamburgers. Sean Coleman as the translator, Nick Milnes as Uuuungnahj; music by Richard Strauss and Alexander Courage; edited by Christopher Coleman
People's Liberation Improv performs Red Shirt, an improv game in which possession of the dreaded aforesaid item of clothing means INSTANT DEATH! With Andy Green, host, and Chris Coleman, Kay Ross, Lee Li, Pete Grella, and Nick Milnes as the soldier. Music by the USSR Army Orchestra and Chorus. Additional Music by Richard Strauss.